our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)
whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am
(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)
I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES
(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
This guy is perfect.
(via a-suspicious-looking-person)
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
(via glutenfreeravioli)
its weird how google became a synonym for search
(via glutenfreeravioli)
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
omfg
(Source: jo-ce, via glutenfreeravioli)