I'm 18 Born 2/7/1994. That means legal ;). I can be real nice but really sarcastic.
If you say hi to me I'll say hey back
but if you don't...... bye bitch/nigga I was better off without yo ass anyways!

Oh and I'm new to this Tumblr shit and don't know how the hell to work it so.... idk lol

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am

(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

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6 hours ago

clamperl:

clamperl:

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

image

(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

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hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

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6 hours ago

caitlincato:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

This guy is perfect.

(via a-suspicious-looking-person)

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7 hours ago

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(via glutenfreeravioli)

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16 hours ago

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

(via glutenfreeravioli)

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16 hours ago
pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like
“oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did 



I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

image

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

(Source: jo-ce, via glutenfreeravioli)

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